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Tiny Letter

21 Dec


You can’t tell from the picture, but this is the tiniest rejection letter I’ve ever received, quite possibly the tiniest the world has ever produced.

Things that are bigger than, and can thus physically dominate, this rejection letter:

  • Playing card
  • Bar of soap
  • iPod Nano
  • Pack of cigarettes
  • Zippo lighter
  • Monopoly money
  • Micropenis (flaccid)

For reference, here is Pembroke’s standard rejection form, aside an American quarter.


I feel silly having provided the postage for this seafoam-green scrap of paper. I feel like it could have been delivered to me via insect.